terminator genisys

Terminator is on a roof. John Connor is on the ground and shouting up at him.

JOHN
Jump, Terminator. Your Terminator legs will protect you from damage.

TERMINATOR
Negative, Terminator is scared.

JOHN
You don’t any emotions Terminator, how can you be–

TERMINATOR
TERMINATOR SCARED.

JOHN
Terminator we have to go stop Skynet right now or else the world is doomed, there must be another way down?

TERMINATOR
What is another way down from a roof?

JOHN (frustrated)
Well I don’t know, I’m not the one on the roof. Are there any staircases, or maybe a ladder?

TERMINATOR
Scanning for staircases and ladders… (pause)

JOHN
Have you found any–

TERMINATOR
STAIRCASES NOT FOUND 🙁 🙁 🙁

JOHN
For fuck’s sake Terminator! You come down from that roof this instant.

TERMINATOR
Terminator frightened. Terminator sad.

JOHN
I’m warning you Terminator.

TERMINATOR
(pause)… Scanning for staircases.

JOHN
Right, that’s it Terminator, I’m leaving without you.

TERMINATOR
No don’t.

JOHN
I’m going. Here I go. Bye bye Terminator.

TERMINATOR
No come back.

JOHN
I can’t hear you Terminator.

Terminator jumps off the roof and runs after John. The pair continue their journey towards Cyberdyne HQ.

TERMINATOR
My Terminator legs protected me from damage 🙂

JOHN
I know. I told you they’d do that and you wouldn’t listen.

TERMINATOR
Can I have some crisps?

JOHN
No you can’t have crisps, you had crisps earlier.

TERMINATOR
Terminator want criiiiisps.

JOHN
Jesus Christ Terminator give it a rest will you?

TERMINATOR
Why are you angry at Terminator? Terminator is doing his best.

JOHN
No I’m not angry, you’re just being really annoying today.

TERMINATOR
Terminator sad.

JOHN
Stop being sad! You aren’t even programmed for sad. Who told you about sad?

TERMINATOR
Terminator is useless.

JOHN
You’re not useless, you’re – – Terminator where are you going?

TERMINATOR
Terminator going up on roof to check for enemies.

JOHN
No, Terminator.

Terminator begins scaling a building with his powerful robot arms.

JOHN
Terminator, no!

TERMINATOR
Terminator stuck.

JOHN
Terminator!

TERMINATOR
Terminator stuck on the roof.

JOHN
*sigh*

TERMINATOR
Help me John. Help Terminator. Heeeelp.

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