There are many excellent reasons to faint. These include:
- You are bleeding out, and you body needs to lower blood pressure to delay death.
- The venom has paralysed you, and now the spider is pointing its egg sac into your tear duct and there ain’t nobody got time for that.
- You’ve been holding your breath for two hours as part of a melodramatic response to a passenger farting in your car
- It’s the 1920s in Manhattan, and you’re one of those guys sat on a girder eating their lunch thousands of feet in the air. It has just occurred to you that if you fell off you’d be fucked
If you faint on a Ghost Train, simply pretend that you fell asleep because it was so relaxing. This will make you seem 115% badass.