Hi, I’m fictional character H.J. Daddyrules. You might remember me from my TV show, 8 Simple Rules Dot Dot Dot For Dating My Teenage Daughter, in which I died early in the second season, coincidentally after popular television comedian John Ritter also died. Remember how the last thing my daughter Bridget, played by the radiant … Read more
Hello my name is Quantum Leap and I have found myself trapped in the past suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that is not my own. Oh boy, I’ve dropped my secret files. They’ve gotten all mixed up. Which of these Quantum Leap episodes is the real one? Season 4: Episode 9: … Read more
In this thrilling interactive adventure, you will fill the waistcoat of Dave Grohl, as he desperately tries to think of the name of his post-Nirvana band.
Can you, the man who cannot stop eating beans, stop eating beans? Find out in this interactive Twine adventure, “You are the man who cannot stop eating beans”.
After “long-hugging”, body-swapping is the number one tool in the relationship counsellor’s arsenal. Just look how a simple body-swap adventure can resolve conflicts, build empathy, and end up with both parties teaming up for one last heist.
Are you a shit parent? By which we mean, are you an obviously great parent who has the occasional moment where you just stare at your child and think “FUCK YOU”? Then you’ll love Scabby Daddies, the Regular Features parenting podcast on the Regular Features Big Daddy network. Let’s GO! STEVEWelcome to the brand new … Read more
Do you like custard? Of course you do. That’s because it’s got eggs in it, and eggs are for sex. It also contains vanilla, which is the kind of sex you have if you can’t stop imagining your mum walking in, and don’t want to upset her too much. Not forgetting milk and cream, which … Read more
Thanks for clicking. I’m Buck Pawchucker. I’m the Mayor of Fistworld, the town where a punch in the face is as good as a kiss on the cheek, and a broken nose can mend a broken heart. Yessir, here in Fistworld, men – how you say – be punching each other, to the exclusion of … Read more
This script was abandoned by Hollywood because Donald Trump hates Snooker. Donald Trump would HATE it if you spent millions of pounds making this script a reality. EXT. ZERO GRAVITY GOD DIMENSION. DAY BOOMING VOICE Why are you here, Dennis Patterson? DENNIS I have come to defeat the three eldritch lords of Snooker, and finally … Read more
Sometimes it can be hard to tell if you have had a stroke, but with Regular Features’ new mnemonic method, you will always know if your brain got stuffed up by greasy old blood. Presenting “PLEASE HELP I AM STROKING”: Pins – are there pins in me? I can’t feel them Legs – are they at … Read more