Yogamon is the branch of Yoga which incorporates the battle ethics and collection quest of Pokémon. This script describes a typical Yogamon story and battle, and can be heard in Episode 193, Wild Yoga Garlic Dogs. It’s worth it, as the exertion noises in Yogamon are always very impressive. Roaring off the back of his … Read more
Lady Diana Spencer was a top dollar princess. Everyone said so! “There she goes,” they’d say. “I’d goose that madam in a flash, having assuring myself that I’d gained her enthusiastic consent.” This is her story, as animated by the frankly alright Simon Chong. [rf episode=”67″]
An Icelandic football chant, throwing a spotlight on the player’s inability to tame a horse. Your horse is a cunt, Your horse is a cunt, He does what he wants, Your horse is a cunt. Over thirteen episodes of Icelandic Maury have starred horses who do what they want, to the despair of their footballing owners. It’s … Read more
Here is the complete list of TV catchphrases from 1979-1998 Show Catchphrase COntext Are You Being Served? My Sodden Vajoo! I must warn you, Captain Peacock, my sodden vajoo is currently stuffed fit to bust with a formidable array of dicks, many of which are on the vinegars. Terry & June By Poseidon’s Briny Ballsac! Terry: That was the boss. … Read more
Emralds, amthysts, stuff like that
Are you Steve Jobs? Take this test to find out! An employee tells you she has devised a new procedure that might save your company hundreds of man-hours every month. Do you: Congratulate her on her proactivity and consider her for promotion Shoot her with a crossbow and whisper “Speaking as Steve Jobs, your artless obsession with the … Read more
EXCERPT FROM STEVEN MOFFAT’S DIARY, JULY 1972 Let’s just take it as read, then, that I am the new Doctor Who. Here’s the title card, which will show on the telly while a posh bloke says “And coming up after the local news, Dr Who will kick the dicks off of some Go-Bots, or something”. … Read more
Torchwood is a TV show in which literally anything goes. One minute Captain Jack Harkness will be stood on the roof of a Cardiff building, and the next minute a bloke gets his dick shattered into stardust by an alien with proper nice tits. And everything inbetween! Here is a brief guide to the first episodes of Torchwood: The … Read more
A language that for seventy years of English observational comedy was derided as a series of phlegm-filled hacks and sputters. If you ever had the misfortune to be alive in the 1980s, you’d have been treated to jokes such as: “That Welshman just said hello to me, and now I am irreversibly covered in sputum” “Apparently the River … Read more
Are you gay? Here is a simple test for men: imagine you are sat at your desk, and you become dimly aware of a swooshing sound. Increasing in intensity, you begin to hear joyful screams between the rushes of air. Eventually distracted from your work, you turn around, and see that someone from HR has … Read more